Khloé Kardashian reflects on hilarious teenage driving adventures

“I start screaming! I go, ‘Please, Mom! Mom!’ and she kept throwing up,” Khloé remembered on the season 5 premiere of ‘The Kardashians’, stating that Kris also ruined her favorite suede coat during the cringey point.

A Nostalgic Visit

During the season 5 premiere of “The Kardashians,” which aired on Hulu on May 23, Khloé Kardashian and her mother, Kris Jenner, visited Scott Disick at his home. The visit took a humorous turn as they reminisced about past family escapades.

Promises and Memories

As Scott, 40, reminded Kris about her promise to buy his son Mason Disick a car when he turns 16, Khloé expressed disbelief at the idea of her nephew driving at such a young age. Kris, 68, then reminded Khloé, 39, that she herself drove at Mason’s age.

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“But you lied to me and said that I had a government license!” Khloé retorted. 

“You were the one who told me I was allowed to take the kids to school.” Khloé recounted how she drove her siblings to school at 14, believing she had a legitimate license based on her mother’s fib.

The Myth of the License

Khloé humorously recalled her early driving days, asserting, “I was a great driver.” In a confessional, Kris admitted, “A government-issued license in the state of California is something I think I made up… it was a little bit different back then. Don’t judge me until you’ve walked in my shoes!”

“A government-issued license is bulls—,” Khloé added, joking that they were all destined for jail.

A Wild Ride

The conversation led Khloé to share another outrageous story involving her mother. 

At 15, she drove Kris home after a night of heavy drinking at a Los Angeles hotel bar. “Mom got s— faced!” she emphasized to Scott. “And it was only her and I. I’m driving on the freeway, I’m 15, I’m not like [qualified], this is a lot for me.”

As Khloé drove, Kris, with her head out the window, began vomiting without warning. 

The speed of the car caused the vomit to fly back at Khloé, who started crying and pleading with her mother to stop. “It shoots back into me! And I start crying! I go, ‘Please mom! Mom!’ and she kept throwing up,” Khloé recounted, while Scott jokingly praised her as a “role model.”

Conclusion

The premiere episode of “The Kardashians” provided fans with a hilarious and cringeworthy trip down memory lane. Khloé’s tales of her early driving experiences, fueled by Kris’s unconventional parenting, showcased the lighthearted and chaotic moments that have defined the Kardashian family’s unique bond.